10 Ways to Ruin a Wedding, says The Knot

http://wedding.theknot.com/wedding-planning/attending-wedding/articles/ruin-a-wedding.aspx

Kimric can weigh in with his own feelings on the matter but I would like to state for the record that the following activities are A-OK with me, and possibly even encouraged:

- Wearing white
- Hooking up
- drinking too much (unless you start fist fights or something when you do)
- Letting your kids run wild (so long as it's away from the food and old people)